“What will you do when someone grabs your
breasts without your consent? For someone like me, I went ‘Jackie Chan’ on the
man and kicked him – literally – out of my face and house.
We were praying together – this Christian
brother and I – when out of nowhere, his hands grabbed my breasts
enthusiastically. I opened shocked eyes to see the rapturous look on his face as he continued muttering prayers. A dirty slap from
me shook him out of his ‘trance’ while my mad kick saw him fleeing my home. That's right ...I'm as passionate about my karate lessons as I am about my spiritual life. The next time I saw him, I could see the fear on his face. Our paths don't cross again though.
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Lol @ passionate about karate as about spirituality. Crazy funny
Now, my dear which part of that your 'Christian' belief does 'forgive us our trespasses' fall into. Because your belief is more like an eye for eye or rather a 'boob press for a karate chop'
anon 15:58, so you want her to forgive his trespasses with what? kisses and hugs? in my opinion, a karate chop for an unauthorized boob press is very fair
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