You know how some strange phone number keeps
calling your line and when you pick, they drop? This happens to me sometimes and
it drives me crazy.
Recently, I was having a particularly bad day
when I got one of those annoying prank calls. The phone number called me about
five times and when I pick, the line would cut off. Unfortunately, I was
expecting an important call so I decided to call the number back on the chance
that it was the call I was expecting and the dropped calls was a case of bad
service. When I called it, the person picked and was quiet. I said ‘hello’, a
female voice said ‘hello’ and nothing else. After a few seconds of silence, I said,
‘you called this number several times; who is this?’ Another few seconds of
silence and the voice said, ‘anon’. I said who? She said ‘anon’. And that was
when I realized the voice was saying anon meaning anonymous. I was furious and I
cut the call. After a couple of minutes of steaming in
annoyance, I sent a text to the number which went thus:
‘I claim the spirit of
anonymous for you, In Jesus name, Amen. As anonymous means invisible, I pray
you remain invisible in this life. Blessings will not see you, favour will not
see you, prosperity will not see you. As you’ve played this prank, you will be
pranked till you’re on your knees begging for mercy. You’ve fooled with the
wrong person.’
Immediately, the number started calling me and
when I would not pick after what must have been the thirtieth call, the number
sent me a text which read ‘Good morning. Please I’m sorry I said I’m anonymous.
Please do accept my apologies. We don’t know each other but can we be friends
please? Please reply back. I don’t have enough airtime on my phone.’ I didn’t respond.
The number called me many
times over the next few days and I never picked up. After about a week,
whenever the number calls me, I would pick it and not speak – just let it run
and waste the money of whoever is on the other line. After a couple of weeks,
it stopped calling me. Next time, I’m
certain that person will think twice before doing something stupid like this.
2 comments:
Ohboy. The spirit of anonymity.Pretty funny how you sent that text. You must have been really upset
Hahaha. Good for the person.
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