“After chatting with a male admirer of mine
for a while, he asked me out on a date ...to his house ..on a Sunday – my first
visit to his place and our first date. I agreed. On that fateful Sunday, I was on my way out when he called.
Male admirer:
Are you out of your house yet?
Me: Kind of. I’m in front of my gate
Male Admirer: Are you bringing lunch for me?
I was surprised.
Me: I didn’t know I was to bring food
Male Admirer: It’s Sunday, you’re a woman so I expect that you
would have cooked. I want you to bring me some of your food.
I quietly agreed.
About two hours later, he called again.
Male
Admirer: Where are you?
Me: I’m still at home.
Male
Admirer: How come?
I could hear his surprise.
Me: I didn’t cook anything today but since you
want food, I want to send for some groceries so I can to prepare something for you.
Male
Admirer: I can’t wait.
He was happy. This was around 3pm.
About 6pm, he called again.
Male
Admirer: Where are you?
Me: I’m still at home.
There was silence from his end and when I didn’t
offer further explanation, he asked.
Male Admirer:
Are you not coming to my place anymore?
Me: No. I have to postpone my visit because I didn’t get anyone to help me get groceries. And since my visit is contingent on bringing food,
I figured there was no point coming over empty-handed.
Finally, the foolish dunce got the message and
changed tone.
Male
Admirer: You can still come over anyway; I’ll
still like to see you.
Me: No, there’s no need. I think it’s best I wait
till I can bring food along
And I cut off the call. What a fool!
5 comments:
Real foolish dunce...mshewwwWww! What a douche! Big props to u for ur methods of putting him in his place. Lol to that
Hahahahhahah.for a minute der I tot u were actually going to cook! Nice one.
cook ko? cook ni!! Gosh, sometimes i wonder what we're doing wrong? There is an increase of ridiculous people in the world. Na wa!
Whoever u are, my lady, am in love wt u. Love ur style.
correct chik. all these stupid men, taking women for granted. idiots.
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