Stop watching porn or …. – My wife threatens!

 

#coversface! I know many will judge me but I also know many of you are as guilty as I am. I love to watch porn - yes, I said it. When I’m bored, restless, tired, stressed out, porn calms me down. Their very mundane acting, even more mundane dialogue and interesting positions keep me entertained.

I’m in trouble though. My wife, who used to watch with me when we were just dating, has issued me an ultimatum – stop watching porn or take my active libido elsewhere.

My pals laughed off her threat, assuring me there was no way she was going to maintain her stand because she’s got blood in her veins and needs that match mine. But I’m worried she might actually deny me sexually and I’m not interested in other women. She accuses me of having weird fantasies due to my porn watching ways but I’ve not noticed any weirdness in me. I admit I’ve made some funny requests of her but it was just a few times so I don’t get why she’s complaining or freaking out. I know she’s not as flexible as the porn actresses so I don’t make many requests that require her to twist and act all crazy. But I like to experiment and don’t necessarily think it’s my porn watching that influences my sexual interests. Now, for peace to reign, I have to start hiding to indulge in my favorite pastime. And it’s not as  much fun when I have to hide in my own home.